Tot gymnastics was not so bad. Enrolling my child in this is part of my attempt to suck it up and expose her to as many experiences as possible. If I don't let her pursue these things, what good am I as a mom? Gymnastics is a big step... soccer, going to the public pool, and sitting in a the sun long enough to make a redhead squirm - the things I do for this cuddly lump of love!
Apparently gymnastics originated with the Greeks, though I always associated it as part of the Hitler Youth indoctrination training, from those old war films in high school history class. A few moms were as creepy as expected. I did meet one nice one.