Thursday, May 8, 2008

From pig to ham

Here's a conversation...
Her: How do farmers sort out which eggs have baby chicks in them from the ones that we can eat.
Me: I have no idea.
Her: What does "Farmers raise pigs for their meat mean?"
Me: It means they take good care of the piggies while they're growing up and then they eat them.
Her: Gross!
Me: So what do you want for lunch tomorrow?
Her: Ham sandwich.